From a young age I was told that I could do anything. I would hear those sparkly words on Tony Robbins box sets, which were played on repeat in my childhood council house. In my head I had a vision for my life that was as real as the realities of being a kid that claimed free school dinners

Credit card, oh credit card, why do I love you so? Is it because you’re evidence of one the humankind's many modern miracles? Or is it because you so successfully filled that gaping hole in my self-esteem that for a second, I forgot it was there? Who knows.